One-liners

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"You wake to the clock, you go to work to the clock, you clock-in to the clock, you clock out to the clock, you come home to the clock, you eat to the clock, you drink to the clock, you go to bed to the clock, you get up to the clock, you go back to work to the clock... You do that for forty years of your life and you retire - what do they give you?

A clock"
 

rouchie

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D

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“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'”
 

Martinr36

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years ago, when telephone boxes had telephone directories in them, me and some mates were thumbing through one and found someone with the surname "Onion" so we phoned them up and asked if they were in a pickle...........
 

rouchie

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I have a sneaky feeling that one has already been posted on here. I just can't be bothered to go and look!
cough, page 3, oct 4th 2020

and for I, discospartsa, has no life :LOL::LOL:

still a good joke though

Thanks both for pointing out the error of my ways​


This next one liner is in your honour (which is why it's a two liner)

Jimmy: "mommy mommy, at school they tell me that I don't pay attention to detail..."​


woman: "jimmy, your house is two doors down"
 
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