One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[davhun]

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But not too hard

 

[Martinr36]

But not too hard

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That's sinking to a new level...

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Martinr36]

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Eureka

 

[ubuysa]

Should that not be "Remember who you were"?

 

[Martinr36]

Should that not be "Remember who you were"?

That actually answers the question which came first the chicken or the egg as dinosaurs:

1. Predate chickens
2. Hatched from eggs

 

[HomerJ]

Irishman defends drinking 81 pints in one weekend and claims he didn't get hangover

The bloke sank 81 pints of Guinness at the pub and insists he was hangover free, although he did need quite the early night

www.ladbible.com

 

[ubuysa]

That actually answers the question which came first the chicken or the egg as dinosaurs:

1. Predate chickens
2. Hatched from eggs

So you're saying that a dinosaur laid an egg and a chicken hatched out? Darwin would be turning in his grave.....🤣

 

[TonyCarter]

So you're saying that a dinosaur laid an egg and a chicken hatched out? Darwin would be turning in his grave.....🤣

I thought birds WERE dinosaurs?

And Darwin most certainly should not be turning in his grave as he should be dead by now!

 

[Martinr36]

I thought birds WERE dinosaurs?

And Darwin most certainly should not be turning in his grave as he should be dead by now!

I would have thought by now he would have evolved into something else.... 😉😂😂

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Salmon Fisher]

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.

I think I’m being stalked.

 

[HomerJ]

Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?


A. A URLologist.

 

[Martinr36]

Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?


A. A URLologist.

Now that's really taking the.... 😂

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

This is much how I see the world