Brains
- Thread starter Buzz
- Start date
Corfate
Author Level
A blonde walked in to an electronics shop and asked "can i buy that microwave?". The assistant said "no", so the blonde walks out of the shop and puts on a red wig, walks in and says the same thing. The assistant again says "no". She walks out and puts on a black wig, walks in and says "can i buy that microwave?". The shop assistant again says "no". The blonde now angry, says "How did you know it was me?!". The shop assistant said "Because thats a toaster, not a microwave".
Copied that from some website, the grammar was horrific! Had to almost re-write the whole thing!
Copied that from some website, the grammar was horrific! Had to almost re-write the whole thing!
A blonde walks into a chemist and asks for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist explains to the woman that they don't sell it.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this chemist on a regular basis for years and would like some more.
"Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde and she hands it to him.
He looks at it and says, "this is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
The pharmacist explains to the woman that they don't sell it.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this chemist on a regular basis for years and would like some more.
"Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde and she hands it to him.
He looks at it and says, "this is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."