Happy St Skeletor's Day

impatient

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'If anyone is seen even holding hands on this unholy day, you’re allowed to push them both in a puddle. Anyone who’s had sex this calendar year gets put in solitary confinement. If there’s someone you really hate you can send them an elaborate, expensive and anonymous card going into details of why you think they’re such a meatus.
But the real selling point is, if you’re in a relationship that you’re not happy about, on St Skeletor’s Day you’re allowed to just walk away from it, with no explanations, no repercussions, no reparations. Where do we sign up?
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Liking the sound of this! :wub:
 
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