Lots of Beer and a Burger.

[AgentCooper]

youll know its a cooper when there first words will be "two rum and cokes and better cable management dad"

I resent that! Better cable management? I am the master and I’ll be intricately cable managing their umbilical cord as they enter this world. And if they choose to order rum, it better be dark and mixed with either ginger beer or blackcurrant cordial. No pressure, little one 😜

Oh Christ, tomorrows the early announcement isn't it?

It is indeed! Tomorrow is the scan that should allow me to unleash the big news on whether we have a girl or a boy cooking in Mrs C’s oven.

I might actually add a bit of this post to the baby thread and take some bets…

 

[Deleted member 41971]

I resent that! Better cable management? I am the master and I’ll be intricately cable managing their umbilical cord as they enter this world. And if they choose to order rum, it better be dark and mixed with either ginger beer or blackcurrant cordial. No pressure, little one 😜



It is indeed! Tomorrow is the scan that should allow me to unleash the big news on whether we have a girl or a boy cooking in Mrs C’s oven.

I might actually add a bit of this post to the baby thread and take some bets…

or maybe

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[AgentCooper]

or maybe

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All great options!

Although if conception had been delayed and would have happened after yesterday’s excesses, the second one from @DISCOSPARTA would be the most appropriate.

My child wouldn’t be surrounded by amniotic fluid, it’d be floating in American Pale Ale.

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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first steam achievement is being born

and if you don't want to live say to the mother that her first steam achievement was giving birth.

 

[Deleted member 41971]

My child wouldn’t be surrounded by amniotic fluid, it’d be floating in American Pale Ale.

daddy?,

yes son

wasssaasssasppppp

 

[AgentCooper]

first steam achievement is being born

and if you don't want to live say to the mother that her first steam achievement was giving birth.

I’m already referring to Mrs Cooper as ‘the motherboard’.

When she’s in a good mood I call her the Crosshair. When she’s annoyed she becomes the B450.

 

[Deleted member 41971]

I’m already referring to Mrs Cooper as ‘the motherboard’.

When she’s in a good mood I call her the Crosshair. When she’s annoyed she becomes the B450.

ah

 

[moosEh]

I’m already referring to Mrs Cooper as ‘the motherboard’.

When she’s in a good mood I call her the Crosshair. When she’s annoyed she becomes the B450.

Crosshair hey

 

[Tron1982]

Do you believe in reincarnation ?
Because i'm sure you were all squirel in a past life as you are so nuts ...