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DISCOSPARTA

Expert
how can you distinguish an alligator from a crocodile? the alligator will see you later and the crocodile will be in a while.
 

DISCOSPARTA

Expert
not a one liner but made me laugh, from reddit

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ubuysa

The BSOD Doctor
Moderator
My old dad used to say; "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more". He was a lovely bloke. Terrible anaesthetist though.

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub...but it's a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house....the difference is staggering.

I have always had a problem walking under a horse chestnut tree. After many sessions with a shrink, I have conkered my fear.
 
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