Still more logically coherent than most of the thread pathways on hereWhy are fire engines red?
There are six wheels on a fire engine and six men inside it.
Six and six makes twelve.
Twelve inches is the length of a ruler.
The greatest ruler who ever lived was Queen Elizabeth I.
Queen Elizabeth's ships sailed the seven seas.
In the seas were fishes.
The fishes had fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
And the Russian flag was red!
Try this one then.......Still more logically coherent than most of the thread pathways on here