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AgentCooper

Let Them Eat Cake
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That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder, it left before I was born.
 

Martinr36

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My sister in law used to tell her kids that, when an ice cream van was playing a tune, it meant that it had run out of ice cream and not to waste time coming out to buy some. They now all have kids of their own. I wonder if they will pass on the advice and create a family tradition.
Tried that with my girls when they were younger as well
 

rouchie

Bright Spark
Jimmy Carr anyone? Don't worry - not THAT one!

“Viagra has instructions: ‘Keep away from children’ – what kind of man do you think I am?”
 
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