One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[rouchie]

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my Lego fort

 

[Deleted member 41971]

"My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes. It Taurus apart".

 

[Martinr36]

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my Lego fort

Heck you're posh I'm still making do with cushions on the sofa and some cardboard boxes

 

[NoddyPirate]

Heck you're posh I'm still making do with cushions on the sofa and some cardboard boxes

The only type of fort worth talking about @Martinr36 ! If you haven't robbed your mother best scarves and the finest table linen for the roofing, then you aren't trying hard enough!

Although, now that I think of it - how big is that Lego fort if you can fit inside it @rouchie ???

 

[Martinr36]

The only type of fort worth talking about @Martinr36 ! If you haven't robbed your mother best scarves and the finest table linen for the roofing, then you aren't trying hard enough!

Although, now that I think of it - how big is that Lego fort if you can fit inside it @rouchie ???

Maybe he's pinched some of these lego bricks

 

[NoddyPirate]

Maybe he's pinched some of these lego bricks

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Looking good @Martinr36 ! - If somewhat backwards!

!ecin skool dnalogeL

 

[Martinr36]

Looking good @Martinr36 ! - If somewhat backwards!

!ecin skool dnalogeL

Cheers @NoddyPirate , got it flipped now, took ttrhis a couple of weeks back

 

[rouchie]

Cheers @NoddyPirate , got it flipped now, took ttrhis a couple of weeks back

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Surely its Duplo when its that big??

 

[Deleted member 41971]

Surely its Duplo when its that big??

 

[AgentCooper]

Or... those Lego bricks are standard size and @Martinr36 is like Dennis Waterman in Little Britain...

 

[Martinr36]

 

[rouchie]

I, for one, like Roman numerals

 

[Deleted member 41971]

"do not read my latest book on reverse psychology"

 

[rouchie]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room,

then a man enters and asks, “Can you see me?” and they respond; “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

 

[rouchie]

If you boil a funny bone does it become a laughing stock?

 

[Deleted member 41971]

Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank,

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.

 

[rouchie]

God created war so that Americans would learn geography - Mark Twain

 

[AgentCooper]

I’ve offered my elderly neighbour ten quid to let me have a go on her Stannah stairlift.

I hope she takes me up on it.

 

[SpyderTracks]

I’ve offered my elderly neighbour ten quid to let me have a go on her Stannah stairlift.

I hope she takes me up on it.

Elevating news! I hope you get your comeuppance!