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One-liners

rouchie

Bright Spark
I have a sneaky feeling that one has already been posted on here. I just can't be bothered to go and look!
cough, page 3, oct 4th 2020

and for I, discospartsa, has no life :LOL::LOL:

still a good joke though

Thanks both for pointing out the error of my ways​


This next one liner is in your honour (which is why it's a two liner)

Jimmy: "mommy mommy, at school they tell me that I don't pay attention to detail..."​


woman: "jimmy, your house is two doors down"
 

DISCOSPARTA

Expert
well, at least their honest


Screenshot 2021-07-10 at 12-09-31 IO Interloper on Steam - Copy.png
 

Martinr36

MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it? He said he'd offer to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
 

Martinr36

MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
As the due date was getting close for the birth of their first baby the husband and wife were consulting with the Dr. As the Dr. began to explain about the options to manage the pain of childbirth the husband started to rant.He began exclaiming that women had birthed children from the beginning of time without drugs and such.So the Dr. suggested a fabulous new concept in drugs.A pill that would tranfer the pain of childbirth from the mother to the father.Being the egotistical he-man he was the husband agreed instantly.So on the day of labor the husband swallowed the pill and stood by his wifes side during the entire birth.The pill worked just as promised.The wife felt absolutely no pain.The husband true to form never showed even the slightest discomfort.Thrilled with the results the Dr. released them the same afternoon with the husband repeating his claims about too much hoopla being made about the pain of childbirth.In the car all the way home he continued his tirade about how there was too much being made of the pain of childbirth.When they arrived home they found the mailman on their door stoop dead.
 
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