One-liners

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Scott]

I felt trapped in my relationship. Lorraine was great at times but I never felt settled and had my eye on a girl in work, Claire-Lee. Got lucky though and it turns out that neither of us were happy so I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.

 

[Martinr36]

I felt trapped in my relationship. Lorraine was great at times but I never felt settled and had my eye on a girl in work, Claire-Lee. Got lucky though and it turns out that neither of us were happy so I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.

 

[ubuysa]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work.

 

[Deleted member 41971]

you know what they say about cliffhangers..........

 

[Martinr36]

 

[rouchie]

How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you on page 100

 

[Bigfoot]

How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you on page 100

I’ll let you know what I think of your joke somewhen…..

 

[rouchie]

I await your response and will respond accordingly

 

[ubuysa]

How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels.

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.


But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

 

[Garix666]

Did you hear about the magic tractor? Went down the lane and turned into a field......

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

 

[SpyderTracks]

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

God, proper laugh out loud moment, that's a goodie

 

[Scott]

This is getting painful!

 

[Tron1982]

i know

embrace the cheesiness

What kind of cheese do you want ?
I can send you one from the country of Cheese, France XD
One of my favorite is "brie de meaux"

(Ok, let's stop there with the "cliché" )

 

[Martinr36]