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One-liners

ColEyt

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Bigfoot

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If we are going old school, here is an old Two Ronnies’ joke.

An elephant has been spotted doing a ton on the M1. Police request that motorists treat it as a roundabout.
 

Martinr36

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This one is TRUE. For our 30th (pearl) wedding anniversary my wife let it be known that she was expecting pearls as an anniversary gift. I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks....

Mine was true as well, she was in expecting our first daughter, who was late (her time keeping is still not good)
 

Bigfoot

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Although I am in my 50s, I have the body of a 25 year old Olympic athlete….











I keep it in a chest freezer in the garage. I had to dig it up, as it was attracting the local dogs.
 
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