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One-liners

Scott

Behold The Ford Mondeo
Moderator
The last one is a beauty :LOL:

I remembered Heisenberg was to do with predicted states but had to google to properly get the joke :D
 

Bigfoot

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I saw these on a news website today, they are apparently jokes that only smart people can understand. I don't get them of course, perhaps you might? ;)

Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.

Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm travelling light."

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "Slow down there! I'll let you know when I want more."

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

And my favourite.....

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."
Most of those I like, but I am uncertain about the Heisenberg joke. On Breaking it down, it’s Bad.
 

DISCOSPARTA

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DISCOSPARTA

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an American and Russian man are talking to each other, the American says, "in the US we have freedom of speech, you can stand in front of the White House and shout: "Bidan Sucks." the Russian says "we also have freedom of speech, You can stand in front of the Kremlin and shout Biden Sucks."
 

ubuysa

The BSOD Doctor
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I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
 
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