One-liners

[Tron1982]

That's so me.

Do you want to play mario kart ?

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

my girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much

what a silly thing to Fallout 4

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

So I started up my PC today and all the work from my thesis had gone

Who let the .docx out?

 

[Tron1982]

So I started up my PC today and all the work from my thesis had gone

Who let the .docx out?

Don't joke with that ^^"
This is the nightmare of all phd student ^^"

(serious aside, i liked the joke ^^)

 

[RayEcc]

If you're attacked by a group of clowns...Go for the juggler.

 

[RayEcc]

Our new network engineer is from Australia. So I asked him: 'Do you come from a LAN down under?'

 

[AccidentalDenz]

Our new network engineer is from Australia. So I asked him: 'Do you come from a LAN down under?'

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Tron1982]

This happen to me once, in Sydney
I asked the waiter for water and he told me to ask to someone else (if my memories are right) - yeah, he was rude ...
Anyway, the time to do two steps, all the seagull that was on the opera house place came to my seat to eat my fries ...

And trust me, you don't want to try to take your fries back when the seagull look like the birds from Hitchcock XD

 

[Deleted member 41971]

This happen to me once, in Sydney
I asked the waiter for water and he told me to ask to someone else (if my memories are right) - yeah, he was rude ...
Anyway, the time to do two steps, all the seagull that was on the opera house place came to my seat to eat my fries ...

And trust me, you don't want to try to take your fries back when the seagull look like the birds from Hitchcock XD

was it this one?

 

[Tron1982]

Nop, those ones

 

[Bigfoot]

Nop, those ones

This is a real life incident from Aberdeen, which has the world’s largest and noisiest gulls

 

[SpyderTracks]

This is a real life incident from Aberdeen, which has the world’s largest and noisiest gulls

On the subject of seagulls, this story was in the Plymouth Herald a while back. Having lived in Plymouth for 7 years, this had me in stitches!

Plymouth man denies attack with a seagull

Paul Elcombe, 26, will stand trial in April after pleading not guilty to grievous bodily harm

www.plymouthherald.co.uk

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Bhuna50]

This happen to me once, in Sydney
I asked the waiter for water and he told me to ask to someone else (if my memories are right) - yeah, he was rude ...
Anyway, the time to do two steps, all the seagull that was on the opera house place came to my seat to eat my fries ...

And trust me, you don't want to try to take your fries back when the seagull look like the birds from Hitchcock XD

LOL.

The wife and I stayed near the seaside in Eastbourne when I went to pick up our new Volvo (May 2019) - the garage paid for us to stay here .

Well, we just sat in our room to eat a sandwich and this appeared at the window within seconds:

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]