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Bhuna50

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My go-to charity will always be Shine, they've helped me out a lot over the years, and I try to give back when I can (I have them selected on Humble Bundle for when there's not a default charity)!

I thought it would be but just wanted to check :D

All done and I did Gift Aid it too although the email doesnt say that:

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Salmon Fisher

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I'll be having a bit of a sale tomorrow if anyone's interested I need to get rid of,
3 trampolines.
8 Green wheelie bins.
23 green recycling bags.
2 fence panels.
1 shed roof (in good condition).
2 large boxes of assorted plastic bags.
2 lawn chairs.
1 rooftop TV aerial.

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Martinr36

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I'll be having a bit of a sale tomorrow if anyone's interested I need to get rid of,
3 trampolines.
8 Green wheelie bins.
23 green recycling bags.
2 fence panels.
1 shed roof (in good condition).
2 large boxes of assorted plastic bags.
2 lawn chairs.
1 rooftop TV aerial.

More stock arriving throughout the day !
Have you any walls to go with the shed roof?
 

Martinr36

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Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!!
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?...
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

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