One-liners

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Deleted member 41971

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"Today is Billy’s 8th birthday. To celebrate, he and his dad went to McDonalds for dinner. When they arrived, they waited in line behind a large, fat man.
Billy, not being knowledgeable about social norms, says to his dad, “Look daddy! That man’s sooooo fat! Look at him!”
Billy’s dad tells him that what he said was very rude, and if he said anything similar then they would go home. The fat man doesn’t notice, and continues waiting in line.
Suddenly, the phone in the fat man’s pocket starts beeping. Billy, now suddenly very scared, walks to the side. When Billy’s dad asks him what he’s doing, Billy says:

“Look out dad, he’s backing up!”
 
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Deleted member 41971

Guest
"In space, two aliens are talking to each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."
 

AgentCooper

At Least I Have Chicken
Moderator
they easily replaced you as they had enough Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V keys,

what has happened to my life :LOL:
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem 😜

Now let’s all go home because we need to put an end to the keyboard jokes 👍
 

NoddyPirate

Grand Master
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem 😜

Now let’s all go home because we need to put an end to the keyboard jokes 👍
I agree - let’s CTRL-X it out.

(It’s hard to read my screen in the sun - I tried to find some way to shield my eyes but Caps Lock was on)
 
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