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Bigfoot

Grand Master
What kind of cheese do you want ?
I can send you one from the country of Cheese, France XD
One of my favorite is "brie de meaux" :)

(Ok, let's stop there with the "cliché" :D )
I like Pont L'Eveque, but my wife doesn't want it in the house. It is not easy to find in the UK.
 

ColEyt

Gold Level Poster
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Bigfoot

Grand Master
If we are going old school, here is an old Two Ronnies’ joke.

An elephant has been spotted doing a ton on the M1. Police request that motorists treat it as a roundabout.
 

Martinr36

MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
This one is TRUE. For our 30th (pearl) wedding anniversary my wife let it be known that she was expecting pearls as an anniversary gift. I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks....

Mine was true as well, she was in expecting our first daughter, who was late (her time keeping is still not good)
 

Bigfoot

Grand Master
Although I am in my 50s, I have the body of a 25 year old Olympic athlete….











I keep it in a chest freezer in the garage. I had to dig it up, as it was attracting the local dogs.
 
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Deleted member 41971

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NBA 2k22 is out,

the prices made me laugh :LOL:

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