One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

"evening" you say?

is this the same evening as popping to the pub and be back by evening, evening?

Any time most days of the week between 2 pm and midnight is work time, so get home, have a couple of beers and something to eat before going to bed about 3 am, normally awakes by 6:30🤣🤣🤣

 

[Martinr36]

imagine having a pint of best with your morning cereals

I knew some guys once who had scrumpy on their cornflakes instead of milk......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[SpyderTracks]

I knew some guys once who had scrumpy on their cornflakes instead of milk......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Were they from Cornwall per chance?

 

[HomerJ]

Any time most days of the week between 2 pm and midnight is work time, so get home, have a couple of beers and something to eat before going to bed about 3 am, normally awakes by 6:30

homer j needs more than 3 hrs sleep, see below

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

Hang on, @ubuysa may be appearing at some point to interject. He knows his Greek. And his onions… His grunions

An onion (Allium cepa L., from Latin cepa meaning "onion"), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable that is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. The shallot is a botanical variety of the onion which was classified as a separate species until 2011.  Its close relatives include garlic, scallion, leek, and chive.

And for the record, the Euripides/Eumenides joke was.......funny!

I might tell it to my Greek friends......on second thoughts I'd better not.......

And yes, the onion stuff is from Wikipedia.....

 

[ubuysa]

FYI I just told it to one of my Greek friends..........and then had to explain why it's funny. 🫣

 

[HomerJ]

An onion (Allium cepa L., from Latin cepa meaning "onion"), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable that is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. The shallot is a botanical variety of the onion which was classified as a separate species until 2011.  Its close relatives include garlic, scallion, leek, and chive.

And for the record, the Euripides/Eumenides joke was.......funny!

I might tell it to my Greek friends......on second thoughts I'd better not.......

And yes, the onion stuff is from Wikipedia.....

good to know, i think, well, it couldnt hurt.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

Here's one for @SpyderTracks 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

 

[HomerJ]

Here's one for @SpyderTracks 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍View attachment 38016

vinyl tracks wont mess about, sits them down for a 6 hr vinyl marathon

 

[Saides]

A young man from Dublin rings up a local Doctor "Doctor Doctor Im bleedin! " "Where are you bleeding from ?" "Finglas!"

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

View attachment 38036

Isn't that Neville from number 43?

 

[Martinr36]