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Martinr36

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ubuysa

The BSOD Doctor
How To Start The Day Feeling Really Good
  • Open a new file on your computer.
  • Entitle it 'Housework.'
  • Place it in the Recycle Bin.
  • Empty the Recycle Bin.
  • Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
  • Answer 'Yes' and click the left mouse button firmly.
  • Now you feel much better.
 
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