Never mind all that - I can't believe how tidy that desk is.
I have just enough room left on mine for a coffee cup and an ashtry - even my mousepad is only half visible at any given time. Last time I tidied my desk, I found half a guitar and two Japanese soldiers who didn't know World War II had ended.
Could be worse though - imagine sitting in the room behind that wall and listening that diddy little CPU fan whining away.