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Martinr36

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At the local Hospital :
Doctor, “What is this?"
Me “This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages."
Doctor, “You wrote 500 pages. What did you write about then?” Me, On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle."
Doctor, “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
Me, “I wrote,
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Doctor, (stunned) "AND what's all that????!!!!!"
Me, “That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."
Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?"
“I will post it on my Facebook page ! My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!”
 
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