One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Salmon Fisher]

I ate my last piece of cheese yesterday. Today it is raining. Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Salmon Fisher]

I was watching Australian Master Chef last night.

Some bloke made a meringue and everybody cheered.

I thought, that's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

 

[Salmon Fisher]

Sorry.

 

[ubuysa]

 

[SpyderTracks]

I preface this by saying

 

[Tron1982]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[SpyderTracks]

It's weird how the people who starred in Bram Stoker's Dracula in 1992 have all barely aged since.

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[Martinr36]

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Love it👍😂

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[HomerJ]

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[Martinr36]