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NoddyPirate

Grand Master
No idea why this popped into my head today - one of my favourite Colin Mocherie moments from Whose Line Is It Anyway - one of the all time greatest shows on earth...

“This news just in; Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer - Dead at 53.

The famed Reindeer died today while flying over Barcelona. He was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitness reports say:

The Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.”
 

NoddyPirate

Grand Master
I'm so disappointed that one of the jokes that has made me laugh out loud the most consistently over all these years - appears to reference an era that is too far in the past for the youngens of today.

What have I become? 👴
 

Martinr36

MOST VALUED CONTRIBUTOR
I'm so disappointed that one of the jokes that has made me laugh out loud the most consistently over all these years - appears to reference an era that is too far in the past for the youngens of today.

What have I become? 👴
I've never seen my fair lady & I'm sure I'm older than you........................
 
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